He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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