Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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