I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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