I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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