R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I looked at my own cervix.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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