It's like God shit irony all over that family
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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