Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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