it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
God, I missed his penis.
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