Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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