try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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