This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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