No, you can still breathe under the balls.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
As shirtless as possible
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
We had sex on a dog bed..
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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