is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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