i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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