finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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