You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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