It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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