I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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