Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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