Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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