why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
