You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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