Me. At least after what I've been through.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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