Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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