Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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