Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
