How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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