just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Can I color on your dick again?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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