somebody snuck up and got me drunk
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
there is another microwave in the elevator.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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