You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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