He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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