It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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