We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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