thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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