i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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