I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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