Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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