I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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