whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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