Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
