he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Randomize
