Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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