The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
your room smells of hookers.
And success
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
