Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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