just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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