then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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