with your own penis?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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