i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Randomize
