how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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