We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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